BRAINS EVACUATING NIGERIA: VIDEO, ASUU STIKE, HARDSHIP, LONG QUEUE AT AIRPORT OF NIGERIANS MIGRATING ABROAD

 


THE DANGERS OF MASSIVE MIGRATION OF NIGERIAN PROFESSIONALS 

The hardship in the country has come to burning point where almost everyone who never thought of moving into foreign have intensified efforts to move out immediately. 

In most airports in Nigeria, people now stampede to be able to catch up with flight schedules on daily basis in order to escape the hell that has become their situation in Nigeria. Even the ASUU national president Prof. Osodeke mentioned in his last talks that likely catastrophic effect of lingering strike on the available academics in the country's tertiary education. 

The fact remains that even as academic are running to where their welfare are better catered for, professionals and students are not spared and it is not as if the Federal Government is bothered. 

The other day there were major problems with various banks which lingered for days before they were because the database manager suddenly relocated. And you know they would never tell you at the bank, rather they will say it is network but later the insider story had it the cause was sudden migration of capable hands on the job in search greener pastures. 

It has never been this bad...

This is going to disturb and distort many things for long time try to fill the vacuums that will be created this massive migration.

Here is what Bishops Edwin comically wrote over his lawyers migration to Newcastle, read and reflect on the Excerpt:


See, make I tell all of una.. nobody shu associate me with Nigerian politics, vawulence and any plenty talk again.. I am still in shock..

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This morning, I just went to visit my lawyer. Make we arrange for my Matter at federal high court tomorrow.. I was shocked.. His gate was completely locked and a "for rent" sign placed on it.. I wasn't really perturbed. Just told myself, make I reach him office fess..

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I drove straight down.. Same story. Locked up. In fact, that his Black and White Sign of "Onye Okwu N'ụka Chambers" was not there..

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I took my phone and called.. his line was not connecting. Sweat started coming out of my pores.. kpom! Kpom!! Kpom!!!.. one by one..

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I went to WhatsApp.. He was online! Thank you Jesus!

I called him.. oga pick.. we greeted..

Where you de naa? I don reach your House.. reach your office.. you no de.. where you Come go?

With that Heavenly joy, oga announced to me, "I have relocated with my family to Newcastle!"

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It hadn't dawned on me yet. I was like, "wow.. congratulations. You didn't even tell me you were building a new castle or house! Which side the castle de naa? I carry your N10k appearance fee for here.. make I give you come know your new castle kwa nu!!"

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Oga lawyer laughed..

"Bishops, I mean I have relocated my whole family to Newcastle, UK.. I can't continue staying in Nigeria. Things are not working and the way these Senseless Nigerians are plunging it down.. it never gonna work..!"

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Jizosss! With all my cases in court.. this man don leave me run go Obodo oyibo.. Ayam finished!.. just Lekwa m,  Lekwa nga.. I was already beginning to imagine how I will be cooling off in cell 5 or cell 13..

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Fada Lawd, why do Bat thing always happen to Good people?

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"The bar, what about my case file naa??'..

Him give me one guy number like that, make I call the person make him give me all my case files..

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I called.. The guy carry all my files give me.. I have 7 cases in court now all with politicians.. all of them bothering around libel and slander..

Azzin, all naa just wetin I use mouth talk.. all these my small small vawulence.. Onu kwu be..

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Now the adage of the native doctor wey de do charms for me don die has happened to me.. As I stand here now, I don't even know wether naa Peace I want or naa vawulence I go still de preach..

I don't know if naa Labour Party Nigeria I go still de follow abi naa to follow PDP VS APC go where I no know..

I don't even know whether naa to follow Naija until e crash abi make I steady for my Biafra pursuit..

I don't know.. whether make I go left now, I go find another Lawyer abi make I go right..

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But all I know is that I have suspended all attacks on Agbado and the other thief wey say him naa Unifier of looters for the next 30 minutes.. We resume as soon as I drink water because Peace is NOT an option!

Watch the long long queue at the airport.



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